Up, Up and Away…You’re Gone
Today’s offender is Anthony Brasfield. He was charged with releasing 12 Heart shaped Balloons into the atmosphere as a romantic gesture thereby polluting the atmosphere. The arrest happened in a...
View ArticleAngry Man Pelts Old People with Mud.
This is Kenneth Klugh, 30 of Ormond Beach Florida. He got pissed at his elderly neighbors for overwatering their lawn. The excess water started to well up in his yard, and Kenneth got mad and started...
View ArticleEASTERN EUROPEAN BEAVER MURDERS FISHERMAN
There is a Killer Beaver from Belarus. He resides in Lake Shestakov and he hates paparazzi. Feeling a bit threatened by a fisherman trying to photograph him nude, he attacked and killed the...
View ArticleHOT GEORGIA BADGIRL LOVES TO BLOW STUFF UP
This is Celia Alchemy Savage of Cornelia Georgia. She’s a daddy’s girl with a definite distate for government authority. Her hobbies include explosives, pipe bombs, semi-automatic weapons, and illegal...
View ArticleELEE MEDINA IS PHANTOM SHITTER OF FLORIDA- 2013
BOWL HAIRCUT=PSYCHO This is Elee Medina 28, of Green Acres Florida. He is an employee of FPL(Florida Power&light) Company and his “regular” commute takes about 50 miles daily. And by regular, I do...
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